Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.

I'm an 18 year old hellion in an 81 year old body. I have just published my eighth book, called "LIFE, DEATH AND OTHER TRIVIA, Outrageous Observations of a Wicked Old Broad". My earlier works were controversial, but made the bestsellers lists in the US and UK and kept me alive for a lot of years. I spent eight years going around the world, living by my wits and the occasional royalty check. I've had more than 200 addresses, two husbands, two children, four grandchildren and a new great grandson. At 82, I can truthfully say "been there, done that" about virtually everything and everyplace.