"the quagmire into which this tale had fallen in its relentless quest for the elusive Q, when all at once, the Tiara Tree lumbered upon the scene, flinging quinces and kumquats as the rest of" more
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Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist commented on the post Island Tale #45: Quizzical Query About Quiche? by Tracy Fabre Nov 23, 2009 8:08PM EST
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist commented on the post Island Tale #45: Quizzical Query About Quiche? by Tracy Fabre Nov 23, 2009 4:22PM EST
"quipped, "Quelle domage! Hwah hwah hwaah (in ze French manner)!" Then he fell flat on his fierce face, forgetting to force a flippin' Q in his fanatic frenzy for fabulous alliteration. Suddenly," more
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist commented on the post Island Tale #45: Quizzical Query About Quiche? by Tracy Fabre Nov 23, 2009 3:35PM EST
"quavered. Can't you see I'm quivering in anticipation of discovering a way to warp time to match my quasar calquelations? May I politely suggest that you go quark yourself?"" more
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist commented on the post Stairway To Heaven - Who Is On The Way? by Peter Wimsey Nov 22, 2009 1:35PM EST
"I came, I saw, I was left speechless.But please don't make me climb those steps, Peter. I'm way too old to be panting my way up some damn staircase just for the chance to hang out with a bunch of people . . ." more
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist commented on the post Diocese: Pedophile priests should get benefits by Kathy W. Nov 20, 2009 3:07PM EST
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Describe Yourself:I'm an 18 year old hellion in an 81 year old body. I have just published my eighth book, called "LIFE, DEATH AND OTHER TRIVIA, Outrageous Observations of a Wicked Old Broad". My earlier works were controversial, but made the bestsellers lists in the US and UK and kept me alive for a lot of years. I spent eight years going around the world, living by my wits and the occasional royalty check. I've had more than 200 addresses, two husbands, two children, four grandchildren and a new great grandson. At 82, I can truthfully say "been there, done that" about virtually everything and everyplace.
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Jessie K., Oct 20, 2009, 12:10PM EDTThe Bastards got their way and got the mediation canceled till further notice. I just hope that somehow I get a disability approval prior to their mediation and then bam in your face bitches. It's out of my hands...Stella's dad the lawyer said they do this crap ALL the time and it's crap but that there's not much I can do about it.
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Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L., Oct 16, 2009, 5:45PM EDTPlease stop in and wish Cathi L a happy birthday today!
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Jessie K., Oct 15, 2009, 6:26PM EDTHA HA HA...In my head he's at a sleepover with Margaret and she's trying to sleep "psst are you awake Margaret? It's me God"...."I know it's you God, I invited you over."
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Jessie K., Oct 15, 2009, 2:23PM EDTI'm thinking that maybe for another section in The Gospel According to Us, we should have Are You There Margaret ? It's Me God. It can be his coming of age story HA HA HA....what is this erection!
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Jessie K., Oct 14, 2009, 10:35AM EDTSo some how dad failed to mention to me that Nick never got to boot camp! His recruiter messed up his paper work, didn't even have down that he was married, even though Nick had told him more then once. He won't be able to go until January now, so I don't know if they are coming for Christmas, Kassi is supposed to call me tomorrow, I'll let you know.
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Jessie K., Oct 13, 2009, 1:11PM EDTBook list sent...read the smattering of deletion posts...it was a hoot. To quote something I heard on a judge show "bitches be crazy"!
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Kathy W., Sep 28, 2009, 10:42PM EDTI would so love to have an artist signed copy of your latest book.
If I send you the book I order, (Amazon.com?) would you please personalize it with your signature on the front cover?
Let me know how to proceed...I can't wait til I get to read you...
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Jessie K., Sep 23, 2009, 9:19PM EDTlooking into adopting this boy, I'll have to change his name to Colonel Charles Shnauzer.
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Kathy W., Sep 21, 2009, 7:47PM EDTWilka Wuvz You.
Jes' sayin.....
I hope your day is "stellar."
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Jessie K., Sep 16, 2009, 5:00PM EDTOh, By the way, Mom said she read your post about T-boy and was just cracking up.
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