Tag: bitch slap
member name: Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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May 11, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
Dear Neptune Society:
I have received your invitation to enter a drawing for free cremation. Although I find this offer very tempting, I would like answers . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
A fun way to jump on the triple-points whore train: write a limerick using your name that describes some aspect of your life or personality. I'll start:
There was an old Dame named . . .
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May 10, 2009 03:28 PM EDT --
This was first published last September. Not much readership, but a low rating, as was to be expected. Anxious to see what happens this time around.
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January 20, 2009 06:03 PM EST --
Listen, people...if you really like him as much as you say you do, can you at least learn to spell his name correctly?!
It's B-A- ONE R -A-C-K . O- NO SPACE OR APOSTROPHE . . .
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January 24, 2009 05:36 PM EST --
Can someone explain the recent explosion of hobos as leading men in every movie and TV show I see these days? Why are men dressed in Armani suits and white doctor-coats being featured on screens . . .
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January 15, 2009 02:44 PM EST --
1. I expected to be dead before I went on Social Security. That was almost twenty years ago, and I keep waking up. Every. Damn. Day.
2. I thought said demise would . . .
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