Tag: language
member name: Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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October 31, 2006 05:34 PM EST --
I have recently become alarmed by the creeping disappearance of the "s" in American English. (I know.. too much time on my hands)...We've long been aware of the substitution of . . .
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August 18, 2006 03:56 PM EDT --
(this was first published in March, the day after the Acadamy Awards)
but I have to say what must be said....
I've been trying for years to be politically correct about certain things, but . . .
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January 02, 2007 12:22 PM EST --
Defense for a sexual harassment charge:
“I couldn’t hep it, Your Honor. The minute I seen them big brown eyes, I got inflatulated.”
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January 03, 2007 07:49 PM EST --
According to a local news report, “police responding to a disturbance at the Mt. Sinai Jewish cemetery last night said that in addition to beer cans and other signs of partying found on the . . .
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January 01, 2007 03:26 PM EST --
Many self-improvement gurus recommend the daily affirmation as a way to become a better person or achieve a more rewarding life. I, on the other hand, am already a perfect human and have achieved . . .
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September 18, 2009 01:54 PM EDT --
At precisely 4:44 AM today I was awakened by odd sounds of rustling and whispering emanating from the living room. I crept in quietly, bat and camera at the ready, not knowing what to expect, but . . .
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January 06, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
Wife accuses husband of charging gifts for his girlfriend on their credit card. Judge scans bill and says,
“Yes, here’s one for hosiery.”
Response from husband: . . .
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January 04, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
Indignant wife to soon-to-be-ex-husband:
“You’re the one who’s always thinking about money, and you call me maternalistic!
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