Tag: sackful of farina
member name: Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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May 02, 2008 04:17 PM EDT --
Since I have lived long enough to have been everywhere and done everything (and everybody), thereby acquiring knowledge beyond comprehension, I have acquiesced to Stephanie's request to produce . . .
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May 11, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
Dear Neptune Society:
I have received your invitation to enter a drawing for free cremation. Although I find this offer very tempting, I would like answers . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
A fun way to jump on the triple-points whore train: write a limerick using your name that describes some aspect of your life or personality. I'll start:
There was an old Dame named . . .
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June 21, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
It was a perfect Disney day: clear sky, soft breeze, butterflies flickering over the roadside blooms, mockingbirds mocking each other from the gently swaying overhead branches. . . .
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December 07, 2008 05:12 PM EST --
This is an edited version of a piece that first appeared in 2006. For some reason, it raised both eyebrows and hackles. Go figure!
Anyone who knows me is aware of my stance . . .
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July 26, 2008 08:50 PM EDT --
I published the following article on another site and have received some wonderfully thoughtful responses. As an experiment, I've decided to share it here, to see if there is any interest . . .
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August 15, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
Sometime last year, I wrote a piece* suggesting some new events for the Beijing games. I would now like to present a roster of games for the off-year Geriatric competition.
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December 01, 2008 07:52 PM EST --
1. Where is your cell phone? - invisible
2. Where is your significant other? - hell
3. Your hair color? - balding
4. Your mother? - recycled
5. Your father? - ditto
6. . . .
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October 14, 2009 02:31 PM EDT --
Even if it was only my initials, everyone knows to whom she referred, so I'm here to express my eternal gratitude and humble thankitude to the estimable Ms. Sarah.
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