Tag: vomitous bilge
member name: Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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May 02, 2008 04:17 PM EDT --
Since I have lived long enough to have been everywhere and done everything (and everybody), thereby acquiring knowledge beyond comprehension, I have acquiesced to Stephanie's request to produce . . .
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May 11, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
Dear Neptune Society:
I have received your invitation to enter a drawing for free cremation. Although I find this offer very tempting, I would like answers . . .
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June 21, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
It was a perfect Disney day: clear sky, soft breeze, butterflies flickering over the roadside blooms, mockingbirds mocking each other from the gently swaying overhead branches. . . .
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January 11, 2009 03:24 PM EST --
This was originally published in March, 2007 during one of my periodic snits at the mismanagement of what started as a "site for writers". It might easily have been written . . .
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January 20, 2009 06:03 PM EST --
Listen, people...if you really like him as much as you say you do, can you at least learn to spell his name correctly?!
It's B-A- ONE R -A-C-K . O- NO SPACE OR APOSTROPHE . . .
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December 07, 2008 05:12 PM EST --
This is an edited version of a piece that first appeared in 2006. For some reason, it raised both eyebrows and hackles. Go figure!
Anyone who knows me is aware of my stance . . .
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January 24, 2009 05:36 PM EST --
Can someone explain the recent explosion of hobos as leading men in every movie and TV show I see these days? Why are men dressed in Armani suits and white doctor-coats being featured on screens . . .
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November 11, 2008 03:04 PM EST --
Seems like just a year ago that I first reported on one of the most exciting, best-attended celebrations in the neighborhood. In fact it was just a year ago, and therefore it is time to once again . . .
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December 01, 2008 07:52 PM EST --
1. Where is your cell phone? - invisible
2. Where is your significant other? - hell
3. Your hair color? - balding
4. Your mother? - recycled
5. Your father? - ditto
6. . . .
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August 20, 2008 06:50 PM EDT --
After arranging to trade one to CC for a painting, it occurred to me that there might be other gatheristas who have something they'd like to swap for an inscribed copy of LIFE, DEATH AND OTHER TRIVIA, . . .
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